Gay Bomb The Abu Sayyaf
The Abu Sayyaf, a true band of terrorists indeed. Responsible for kidnappings, bombings, and killings. I say, get rid of all of ‘em. Capture them, convict them, and sentence them for life. But how? I propose we Gay Bomb them. I recently heard reports that The United States once tried to develop a gay bomb. The purpose of the bomb was to turn the enemy combatants into homosexuals, and thus wouldn’t be interested in warfare anymore.
I can just see it now. The Abu Sayyaf, cross-stitching, compelled into having sex with each other, and no longer involved in terrorism. This was too ridiculous to pass up. Gay Bomb. Just laughable.
